Love Me Gently With A Chainsaw


"Can you grant me one last wish?

Play Russian Roulette as we kiss,

I'll be your cheap novelty,

Blow your brains, out on me."

It’s been the worst three weeks of my life.


a while ago i was watching a movie with someone and the woman in it was getting MURDERED, and my friend was like “better turn it down incase my parents think we’re watching porn…” Do you not understand how terrifying that is? 

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the internet summed up in one gif set


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Apparently I am in a nightmare that never ends

I feel like I am in a bad dream. I feel like I’m about to wake up at any time.

my mom died and I don’t know what to do. I don’t know how to handle this


Why do people never want to tell you their middle name like who gives a shit its not a nuclear launch code its your damn name

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Ignore that my makeup is smeared and I have face wash on my face and look at my eyebrows… Well, eyeBROW. Now regretting that I didn’t get a good picture of both because they were on fucking point today.


*doesn’t check bank account*
*pretends everything is fine*

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